Piano. Viola. Violin. Cats. Food.

 

spacetwinks:

there’s been a lot of good jokes made about harry potter the series and harry potter the character in specific but the classic i keep returning to is this 32 second bit

ruraljackdaw:

all-four-cheekbones:

theserif:

sherlockocity:

Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)

I love muggleborn headcanons.

There aren’t any “anti-muggle-technology charms,” did anyone actually READ Hogwarts: A History?

Hermione said in The Goblet of Fire that bugging devices don’t work because magic interferes with electricity geez

Today at Christmas lunch

holyclamjammer:

Aunt: so are you seeing anyone at the moment?

Me: yeah, actually. 

Aunt: awww! who is he? whats his name? what is his job?

Me: umm… a florist

Douchey cousin: a florist? ha! he’s probably gay

Me: Yeah. she is 

And that’s how i came out to my entire extended family at once

theseluckystars:

mysharona1987:

Some of the funniest book dedications ever.

New threat to anyone who’s being mean: “I’ll call you an assh*le on the dedication page of my next book.”

keepmeanch0red:

miserablemermaid:

Meet Danny Nickerson. He’s a little 5 year old boy from Massachusetts. While most kids his age would want super action heroes or games, Danny just wants birthday cards. From anyone. Even you.
Danny has inoperable brain cancer. He will turn 6 on July 25th. His parents say he gets lonely from time to time and loves to get cards. Let’s all show him some love!
To mail Danny a card:
Danny Nickerson
P.O. Box 212 Foxboro, MA 02035
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I don’t have many followers so please reblog this. His birthday is soon and all he wants is birthday cards. Please, please share this around. I’m mailing mine out tomorrow. And I’m sure he won’t care if the cards get there a little after his birthday (July 25th). Just send one please. Let him know he’s important.

Working on mine tonight!

keepmeanch0red:

miserablemermaid:

Meet Danny Nickerson. He’s a little 5 year old boy from Massachusetts. While most kids his age would want super action heroes or games, Danny just wants birthday cards. From anyone. Even you.

Danny has inoperable brain cancer. He will turn 6 on July 25th. His parents say he gets lonely from time to time and loves to get cards. Let’s all show him some love!

To mail Danny a card:

Danny Nickerson

P.O. Box 212 Foxboro, MA 02035

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I don’t have many followers so please reblog this. His birthday is soon and all he wants is birthday cards. Please, please share this around. I’m mailing mine out tomorrow. And I’m sure he won’t care if the cards get there a little after his birthday (July 25th). Just send one please. Let him know he’s important.

Working on mine tonight!

thegoldenageof-grotesque:

criysto:

Single in the womb, single till the tomb. 

I reblogged this laughing cause I thought I could relate but I forgot for a second that I was a twin